hell on earth

Warning: If you’re pro-Bush or pro-Conservative or something similar, don’t read this. Flames will be dissected for possible grammatical errors, ridiculed, and then deleted.

Tomorrow, NUS will literally be “hell on earth” as the spawn of Satan President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, will be gracing our humble university with his presence. He’ll be having a talk or seminar on some topic at the University Cultural Center (UCC). But that’s not the interesting part. What’s interesting is that they’re keeping his visit a secret. You’d think there’d be big, gaudy banners everywhere announcing how “blessed” we are to receive the devil President himself, but these banners seem to be missing for some reason. I only found out from Oliver, who found out because some of his friends were invited to attend the talk. Also, much to my amusement, I discovered that the shuttle buses that usually stop at the UCC or somewhere near it have all been “diverted” from 2:30 pm onwards tomorrow. So if you want to get anywhere near the UCC, you’ll have to walk several hundred meters from the Sports and Recreation Center or from Yusof Ishak House (if you don’t know what the heck I’m talking about, just pretend :P). Too bad, we were planning on hanging out outside the UCC and act like we just happened to pass by with a banner saying “Get out, devil!” or something like that. We can always claim it’s a school project :P But, alas, I’m not willing to walk that far for someone like Bush.