What an interesting day it's been. And to think I woke up this morning (yes, it was still morning when I woke up :P) dreading a day of doing lab reports and studying for exams. I guess evil people DO have a purpose in the world: amusement.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. My day really did start out as expected. I had to wade through this confusing lab report and then study for my exam on Monday. I eventually decided to rest for a while and just chatted on YM. All of a sudden, I got a message from Juanchi, who for some reason was in invisible mode. Here's how our conversation went:
chi: kirs? :(
chi: ang laki ng problem ko :(
kirsten: ano un?
chi: kirs :( sorry huh nasan kna :(
kirsten: ano ung problemang sinasabi mo?
chi: si tita ko kc nasa hospital :(
chi: critical nasa icu :(
kirsten: ano nangyari sa kanya? :(
chi: na hearth attack :(
Suspicion #1: "Hearth" attack? And he didn't even bother to correct it. Is he that overwhelmed with grief? Yes, I know this sounds callous, but I'm a suspicious person by nature so deal with it :P
chi: nag email ako kay tito ko sa states kso
chi: wla pa ring reply
chi: kirs help me naman
Suspicion #2: How am I supposed to help him when I'm all the way over here? Oh, maybe he's looking for sympathy...?
kirsten: what can i do to help?
chi: need naneed ng cousin ko makacall sa states kso wla naman load ok lng ba syo hiram muna ako syo ng 3k pay ko na lang modnay
Suspicion #3: "Need na need"? "Makacall"? "Modnay"? Hindi ganito magsalita si Juanchi.
chi: kunin ko na lang tom kung meron
kirsten: pano ko ibibigay sa yo?
chi: ok lng ba kirs papabile muna cousin ko ng card? :( pra makacall sa states then pay ko na lang monday
kirsten: at paano mo nmn ako babayaran?
chi: sa monday katips ok lng pero kung d pde
chi: sorry kirs :( sensya na sa abala
Suspicion #4: Kukunin mo sa Monday? Sa katips?? Good luck nalang sa iyo. Mas mahal pa pamasahe ko papunta diyan kaysa sa 3k.
By now I'm sure you've realized that that "person" wasn't really Juanchi. At this point, I messaged Chimoms to confirm whether this was really a hacker or not. She agreed with me that this "person" was trying to scam me but told me not to expose him yet. Pagtripan ko raw muna. So I did. And it was FUN :D
kirsten: d nga pwede db?
chi: ok lng sorry
kirsten: pwede sa tuesday nlng. magkaklase nmn tayo db?
Disclaimer: This was _chimoms
' idea :P Evil Momo! Haha.
chi: tuesday na lang kita byaran? :(
kirsten: ok lang. anong oras nga pala klase natin?
Around two minutes passed with no response.
kirsten: well? anong oras nga?
kirsten: alam mo, medyo walang kwenta kang hacker
kirsten: pinili mo pa ung isa sa mga taong makakabuking sa yo agad
Haha. Ang taray ko. But he/she deserved it :P Poor Juanchi. This is the second time he's been hacked. He should be more careful with his account. We were lucky this time; the hacker was unfortunate enough to choose one of the few people on whom this tactic would NOT work and would actually result in his/her exposure. And I'm proud to say that I know Juanchi well enough to recognize his way of speaking :P
But my day didn't end there. After this incident, I had dinner at McDonald's with eternalmortal
, Gail, Michael
, and Wayne
. I was innocently munching on my McNuggets when Wayne suddenly asked, "Kilala niyo ba si _ _ _ _ _?" It's a good thing I had already finished chewing by then or I would have choked. Cassy, of course, was laughing hysterically, much to Wayne's confusion. After we had calmed down, Cassy replied, "______ kasi siya ni Kirsten". The conversation eventually moved on to other things. After a while, Wayne does it again; he asked, "Batchmate niyo rin ba si _ _ _?" Again, I was lucky enough not to be eating/drinking anything at that moment. I just shook my head and said, "Wayne, ang sapol talaga ng mga tanong mo. Grabe." Fortunately, nothing else happened afterwards. We just played cards and then went home. But still, what a way to end your day.